1. searchingfortinderella:

And look who I found!

Hodor?

    searchingfortinderella:

    And look who I found!

    Hodor?

  2. Yaassss Cody good job. Maybe cuteboyswithcuteanimals.com should be a thing.

    Yaassss Cody good job. Maybe cuteboyswithcuteanimals.com should be a thing.

  3. Took a vaycay to the Pacific Northwest, can’t get away from boys with dead fish tho. They’re everywhere, America.

  4. tinderwinners:

If you swipe right, the screen immediately just fills with badass flames and sammy hagar screaming. See also: fill up on donkey sauce; swipe right to be taken to Flavortown.

celebritiesoftinder how do you feel about c-list (d-list? f-list??) celebrities ?

    tinderwinners:

    If you swipe right, the screen immediately just fills with badass flames and sammy hagar screaming. See also: fill up on donkey sauce; swipe right to be taken to Flavortown.

    celebritiesoftinder how do you feel about c-list (d-list? f-list??) celebrities ?

  5. whydidyouputthatontinder:

He’s not here for the right reasons #thebachelorette

Is Adrianos smart enough that this is a double entendre ?

    whydidyouputthatontinder:

    He’s not here for the right reasons #thebachelorette

    Is Adrianos smart enough that this is a double entendre ?

  6. whydidyouputthatontinder:

What a catch (sorry, had to)

Nope, not good enough.

    whydidyouputthatontinder:

    What a catch (sorry, had to)

    Nope, not good enough.

  7. girlswithgunsoftinder:

Fish Guts and Gunpowder: The new fragrance by Calvin Klein.

What if Marly found the love of her life from looking at deadfishoftinder? True love from two snarky tinder blogs…. There’s a rom-com waiting to be written.

    girlswithgunsoftinder:

    Fish Guts and Gunpowder: The new fragrance by Calvin Klein.

    What if Marly found the love of her life from looking at deadfishoftinder? True love from two snarky tinder blogs…. There’s a rom-com waiting to be written.

  8. girlswithgunsoftinder:

YOU’RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT ISN’T. Also, WHERE IS MY OUIJA BOARD?!

Really into girlswithgunsoftinder right now. This grl is KILLING IT (get it?!)

    girlswithgunsoftinder:

    YOU’RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT ISN’T. Also, WHERE IS MY OUIJA BOARD?!

    Really into girlswithgunsoftinder right now. This grl is KILLING IT (get it?!)

  9. That’s a little presumptuous. Why does he assume I want a guy with a good heart?

    That’s a little presumptuous. Why does he assume I want a guy with a good heart?

  10. Unlike your picture and tagline, at least your name is appropriate.

    Unlike your picture and tagline, at least your name is appropriate.